Funny. Flawed. Figuring it out.
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Tired of events that feel like a group PowerPoint presentation with snacks?
Bring in Noelle Rhodes — stand-up comedian, storyteller, and professional over-sharer — to make your next event fun!
Women’s conference? Wellness retreat? PTA brunch that will get out of hand? She’s your girl.
Book Noelle if you want your audience to laugh, learn, and maybe even cry (the good kind).
Meet Noelle
Comedian Noelle Rhodes turns the beautiful chaos of motherhood, marriage, and real life into honest, laugh-out-loud comedy. A born-and-bred New Jersey mom, Noelle’s humor comes straight from the living room, the carpool line, and the quiet moments when she wonders how she ended up the CEO of a household no one listens to.
You might recognize her from her web series Philly’s Mom, where she humorously imagines what if Jesus’s 12 disciples had Italian-American moms from NJ. If you’ve got an Italian-American in your life, it’s a must-watch!
Noelle has been married to her college sweetheart for 23 years and is fiercely obsessed with her two teenagers, who tolerate her with a level of respect that changes hourly. She is currently in the phase of parenting where she’s emotionally attached to her kids and financially held hostage by their college dreams.
When she’s not performing, writing, or driving children to practices she doesn’t fully understand, you’ll find her wandering Target, convincing herself that a new mug will fix everything. It won’t. She buys it anyway.
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Follow Noelle on Instagram and TikTok for The Real Housewives of the Bible — where ancient stories meet modern chaos (and someone’s always freaking out over dinner).
It’s comedy, chaos, and commentary you didn’t know you needed.
Plus, you’ll get stand-up clips, behind-the-scenes laughs, and Noelle’s signature unsolicited advice — because when has that ever stopped her?